I was waiting to find out what medical condition you had. I, along with Sir Paul (I'm sure) was relieved that there was an explanation for your amp-leaning behavior.

Wonderful narrative! As a young girl, I jumped on Dustin Hoffman's back, screaming "weeeeee" as he walked down the street with some business people. An impulsive child, I mistook him for someone else that I'd only met twice. His reaction was NOT forgiving, he glared at me, while I, realizing who he was, grabbed a piece of paper from my bag and asked for an autograph. Idiot child, I was.